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Old 2006-05-17, 23:06
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good thread. the viking metal one was awsome.
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Old 2006-05-18, 13:17
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Old 2006-05-19, 16:27
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*POWER METAL

The protagonist arrives and looks at the dragon with a firey glance, draws his sacred iron broad sword +3, lets out an insanely high pitch battle cry from atop the greatest mountain of Holy Spirits, trades off fighting the dragon with his rhythm protagonist for about 5 hours and strikes the dragon down in the most epic way possible! Then he walks over to the princess, throws her on the bed in the castle, but can't seem to get his nut clenchingly tight leather pants off.

After about an hour of loosening his spandex with some Astro-Gilde, they finally come off. They start getting it on, but the pricess get turned off when the protagonist starts making higher pitched moans then her.

*DEATH METAL

The protagonist arrives and the dragon growls loudly and breaths fire. The protagonist looks at him disgraced and tells the dragon he sounds like shit compared to the last time he captured a princess. The dragon, sadened by what the protagonist said, goes on tour and regains his respect again because it was only the production of the cave they were in and not his actual growl. The protagonist tries to talk dirty to the princess but she says that all he says is "RAWR RAWR RAWR!!!"
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Old 2006-05-19, 23:02
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*GOREGRIND
The protagonist arrives and watches the princess get thrashed around by the dragon, records about a minute of it as an audio track, fucks the dragon dead, fucks the princess' ass until she vomits all over the bedsheets, rolls the princess around in her vomit, takes a few pictures of her vomit-soaked body, cuts her stomach open, pulls her intestines out and wears her intestines as a necklace, takes pictures of himself with said intestine necklace for his cd booklet, goes home, uses the recording as an intro and records about 7 seconds of music, and releases it in his next split album.
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What would Chuck Norris of done


At least a triple round house kick into the dragons lair, all in slow motion with warcry from hell; landing a direct boot to the head of the dragon, shattering jaw and sending multiple teeth, blood, and spit airborne.

Of course, the princess would then be helpless to all but riping the clothes from him and raping him... but him will allow her this petty pleasure.

Thats what CN might do.
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Old 2006-05-21, 19:49
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i was unaware as to the age of this thread. someone posted a similar thread, and FBS linked here, so i came here to post my reactions.
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* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives with a bottle of Jack Daniels, fights and slays the dragon, takes a scale off the dragon, sews it into his jean jacket, shows the new patch off to the princess, kills the bottle, and then passes out on top of her with his leather pants around his knees.

best. part. of. thread.
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Old 2006-05-22, 02:51
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The Slay the drageon and find tref vzdfb

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EMO*

The emo protagonist runs towards the dragon violently screaming about how his girlfriend left him and that he wants to cut himself. The dragon gets offended and starts crying until the dragon finally dies of dehydration. The emo protagonist tries to cut the dragons head off but the sword isn't straight edge enough. The emo protagonist to decides to cut himself and accidentally cuts his own head of leaving the princess to herself.
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What is this shit?


I asked the same question about the links in your sig.
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EMO*

The emo protagonist tries to cut the dragons head off but the sword isn't straight edge enough.


haha that was awesome
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Old 2006-05-23, 11:16
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What is this shit?


What? Did you even try to read this thread? Dumbass.
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