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Old 2002-08-23, 12:48
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Old 2002-08-23, 12:56
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...but instead, he got crunchy bisquits with vanilla flavor. the next second, the reaper himself stood in front of him and yelled: "so there are my bisquits, you filthy badger!" Genghis leaped in his chair and...
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Old 2002-08-23, 13:01
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Old 2002-08-23, 13:04
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" a butt pirate, that is" and he tried to acquire the booty.
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Old 2002-08-23, 13:18
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"oh no, you naughty mammal", said the reaper. "You back that ass up!" Genghis had to obey because of the reapers hypnotic stare. The reaper entered Genghis from behind while singing "bend over doggie, here comes the loggie". "Please Jesus, help your old lover", prayed Genghis, and out of the sky came.....
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Old 2002-08-23, 13:27
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Old 2002-08-23, 13:53
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Genghis liked to eat poo, especially angel poo, as this was the type which fell out the sky. So he and the grim reaper shared a lovely candlelit supper of angel poo and biscuits. But all of a sudden, the grim reaper's ex lover, Elvis came out of the...
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Old 2002-08-23, 13:57
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closet. "eeeeek", screamed the Reaper. "you here?". It turned out that Elvis was having an affair with Genghis, so they ended up having the night of their life, all three.....
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Old 2002-08-23, 13:59
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Having wild sex on the alter of the local bingo club. Until suddenly, Boris the bingo caller strolled into the hall and shouted...
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Old 2002-08-23, 14:41
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''OI YOU 2 WHAT U DOIN?'' They both looked around and replied ''Oh nothing were just having a bit of a rumple..u know.....sex'' the bingo caller replied with ''Oh cool ill join in''...
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Old 2002-08-24, 08:18
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Old 2002-08-24, 20:19
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