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Old 2003-07-28, 07:08
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Originally posted by Gigantic Penis
Masterbation has been medically proven to help you live a longer, healthier life. No matter what your situation is, man or woman, it is always good to take matters into your own hands every so often.

Trying to go a month without it is pointless. It will accomplish nothing.

Hell yeah... all pork-pullers raise your fists and yell.
Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
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