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Old 2003-07-27, 16:59
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Originally posted by powersofterror
fuck kids.

--i was sitting here at my computer, putzing on guitar, listening to Van Halen,
when these two little kids walk by my window. they see me, and know i know
they're there. so what do they do, they "sneak" to my front door, ring the
bell, and then ran like hell across my yard. "oh jeeezus christ, i didn't know they were there, maybe i'll go answer the door..."
fuckin' idiots. they ended up doing it once more, but this time they must have
wanted something, because they knocked and waited like 5 minutes until
they must have realized that i didn't give a fuck.

hahaha, dumbasses wrote a letter in crayon about a car wash tomorrow.
it was stuck to my door.
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

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