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Old 2014-06-06, 12:33
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Originally Posted by Dyldo

I'm gunna release and electronic album this year. Here's a music video for one of the songs: I know you want to see me half naked rolling around in mud eating crickets.

NOT NAKED ENOUGH. 4/10, would not fap again. Would have been 1/10, but you get a point for the cricket bukkake and two points because I got a half chub when you started getting doused with water.

Originally Posted by Amadeus
Keeping someone tied up by their testicles in your basement generally doesn't count as being engaged to them.

That's may as may be, but a truer expression of love I've yet to see.
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