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Old 2014-06-06, 12:33
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Originally Posted by Dyldo


I'm gunna release and electronic album this year. Here's a music video for one of the songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpmJ7dbaKLo. I know you want to see me half naked rolling around in mud eating crickets.

NOT NAKED ENOUGH. 4/10, would not fap again. Would have been 1/10, but you get a point for the cricket bukkake and two points because I got a half chub when you started getting doused with water.

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Originally Posted by Amadeus
Keeping someone tied up by their testicles in your basement generally doesn't count as being engaged to them.

That's may as may be, but a truer expression of love I've yet to see.
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