It's amazing to think, after the way the last two Red Sox seasons have gone, that the most useless, financially burdening money pit and sorry excuse for a "sport franchise" that John Henry owns is still Liverpool FC. Luckily for all unfortunate scousemen and trannies (I've seen pictures and remain woefully unconvinced there are any women within city limits), a trip to Manchester and their wonderfully successful club (and with a much better, impressive sounding name, too!) is less than a short hour away! Leave your scabies behind and hop on the TransPennine Express! You must act now!

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