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Old 2012-11-26, 09:04
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I could have sworn it's already been your birthday like three times this year. Then again, I wouldn't expect an Irishman to have any realistic idea when he was actually born. Using maths, we can logically deduce that Paddington, like every Irish person, was born roughly 9 months after St. Patrick's day. Given that this date comes up nearly a month short, we can therefore logically deduce (again, using maths), that Paddy was a premie, which explains away everything that is wrong with him that isn't already explained by his whiskey coded Irish DNA.
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