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Old 2012-07-11, 14:02
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Originally Posted by johnmansley
There's no way Chris is only 28

28 is already too fucking old, as far as I'm concerned.

Originally Posted by Paddy
As a black man with a life expectancy of 55 years of age he thinks pretending to be 28 when he's actually 36 is gonna buy him some time. That's black guy maths for ya!

You can't outwit hypertension with mathematics. You could probably gain a few years if you throw a few riddles at it, though. My uncle beat liver cancer with "what gets wet as it dries?".

55 seems pretty liberal, to be honest.
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