Bump!

Did you hear the one about the Canadian bisexual porn star who murdered a guy and sent body parts to various politicians after eating a few himself? Well, here's how he procured said parts:

Obviously NSFW
http://forum.goregrish.com/threads/...a-murder.16849/

I was laughing at frankly indefensible volumes at various points in this clip. See if you can figure out which!

Something a little less nihilistic:

Russian Mafia Hitman Performs a "Hit"
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=942_1337867910

If I ever have a hit put out on me (that is, if Bobbi can sell enough turnip smoothies to raise the requisite funding) I want this guy to do it.