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Old 2012-03-27, 11:42
Paddy Paddy is offline
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I'd love to rent a studio apartment in Paris, but I fear the luxury. What if your fantastic offer (which I can definitely afford and am interested in) turns me into a hedonist? What could I do to top the experience of having a studio apartment in Paris? I guess I could have a studio apartment in Paris and also kill prostitutes with a plastic bag. But then I'd have to try and top that.

No thank you, sir. Your apartments are far too perilous for those of us who aren't mentally prepared to take life by the horns and live it to the MaX™.

Maybe you'll have better luck selling your Parisienne apartments to stinking garlic-munching frog-bothering faggot Frenchies.
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