Hugs AND kisses? Geeze, save something for the honeymoon you two!

I have it on good authority that steroids make women's clits look like an anteater's snout sucking up a peach, so I'm wondering what effect they have on Canadian males. Because, as we in the non-Canadian parts of the world all know, Canadian men are the only thing more inherently feminine than clitoriseseses. I seen nude images of a female body-builder and she looked like she had a medium-sized Canadian trying to climb his way out of her ample 1970s bush like a machete-wielding jungle trekker wearing a skin-coloured balaclava.

I forget what my point was.