Should we all just resign ourselves to the fact that no cunt's birthday would ever show up on our radar if I didn't make a cunting thread for it?

D&Q is the only member here who hasn't aggravated my anal polyps at one time or another and it is with great gusto and penile tingling that I wish him a happy - and unfortunately timed - birthday.

By the way, I honestly don't think you look like Mr. Bean. You do, however, bear an uncanny resemblance to Rowan Atkinson.

Much love D-Dawg.