Did I hear "nigger tits"? I can usually hear them "clapping" as a two-cow-tongues-nailed-to-a-door Nubian rides a zebra passed my window but I've never actually heard it said aloud.

I have an erection. Not invoked just by thoughts of brown jubblies or by the hilarious shit posted so far, but by how fucking fantastic I am for coming up with this thread.