KABLAMO! POW! SOCK! ZOOM! ZIP! HU! REE! LIPO!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a hearing impaired cunt and a turnip-launching furniture salesman?

Def and Amadeus slid out of their wretched mothers' meat-winged twats on the same day, so I guess we're supposed to celebrate that fact, or something.

Happy birthday lads

P.S. Carl Sagan is a dead bastard.

P.P.S. I shaved my genitals today. Not sure if it was a good idea, the stubble is really starting to annoy me.

P.P.P.S. Motorcycles are for homosexualists.