I think I saw a picture of you once, back in the old days in one of the photobook threads. You bear a striking resemblance to what I imagine Jon Venables looks like now. Keep that in mind if you wanna start casting aspersions my way, ya [probable] child murdering fuck.

Also, publicly state that Liverpool FC are shittipoohs or I'll start a Facebook campaign to have you hunted down and lynched. I nearly pulled it off a few years back against some other cunt who was giving me grief, but now I've perfected my craft and I will not fail a second time.

JON VENABLES! JON VENABLES! JON VENABLES! JON VENABLES! Or possibly ROBERT THOMPSON! Doesn't really matter which, to be honest.