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Old 2011-03-01, 18:19
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Originally Posted by PST 88
Is there a cool Steve? I don't know of one.

FearFrost is almost decent. I mean, as decent as anyone with a shit name like Steve could be, anyway.

Seriously, anyone named Steve should be mandated by law to be pimply and mullet-headed with a horrible, teenage-quality mustache. Proper, government issued (and enforced) attire for a so-called "Steve" would consist of stained, greasy wifebeaters, nuthugging jeans, and horrible denim vests for the balance of their existence on this Earth. You know, like a 16 year old at a Slayer concert in 1985. That is the proper aesthetic for the accursed name "Steve".

Fucking Steves.
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