Well I have a Canon XPS4000^2 and it doesn't even need ink cartridges. It just runs off the blood of Jew babies. Every few months I have to either go down to the local Synagogue (boy is that place a riot, tell you what!) and collect the draining blood from the daily brisk, or, I have to go down to the hospital, swipe a Jew baby, and just drain its blood into a chalice that I then pour into the printer's blood bowl. Its a bit of a hassle, but I'll be fucking damned, DAMNED, if I have to pay $20 for some mother fucking black ink. Fuck.

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