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Old 2010-09-24, 17:07
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Originally Posted by The Execrator
I always end up using it as lube anyways, i love when my girlfriends butthole smells like mint.
...you've actually brought Vicks into contact with your genitalia and lived to tell the tale? Doesn't that shit feel like it's melting your helmet off? It sure did when...some guy I know used it to both have a wank and mask the musky tuna stink of his smelly bellboy.

Glad you're feeling better anyway chief Colds are horrible, but it's like venereal disease in that people acknowledge its horridness but don't particularly give a fuck about you when you have it. It's the Bermuda Triangle of sympathy.
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