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Old 2010-09-17, 13:48
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Originally Posted by DameFraMorkum
So THAT's how you honed your pig squealing technique.
Yeah, using my perpetually flaccid anal sphincter. I have to pinch it with both hands and stretch it kinda like when you deflate a balloon and stretch the opening so that it produces that high-pitched squeak. Then, having gobbled down 4lbs of cabbage and eggs, I let rip with some howling of the bowel-ghosts i.e. farty-poops. If I had been the fat guy in Deliverance, and the hillbilly fucking me demanded that I squeal like a pig, I'd have to exclaim "I can't! Your sauseech is blocking my squealy-pipe!". It's for that reason I thank Christ every day that I don't live in the fictional world of Hollywood bum-rapes.

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Originally Posted by Amadeus
How the hell do you follow up on a statement like "I've been screaming since i was eleven"?
The only thing that could rescue this guy from the massive flaming he's headed for is if he was to reveal to us that he is in fact a monkey in a hat using one of those sign-language gloves from the movie Congo to create his posts.

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Originally Posted by ExhumedCarcass
Why do you feel the need to put Christian in front of every genre? Do you refuse to listen to a band if they are not "christian" or something? If that's the case then I feel bad for you... You are missing out on all the best metal has to offer...
He's also missing out on porn, drugs and science; I think music is the least of his worries.
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