2010-06-19, 10:11
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Forum Daemon
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 3,745
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Originally Posted by Amadeus
What, you were convicted of it? Damn. And I was so sure that offering the prosecutor and judge to watch while you fail miserably at giving yourself a blowjob would be a surefire way to get the whole thing written off with a fine... damn.
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I'm currently appealing the conviction, and I think the fact that all of the key witnesses/victims were found riddled with tiny little bullets will probably help my case.
I've been trying to suck my own cock since I was 12, and as a result I'm now in the Guinness World Records for having the largest chiropractor debts in history, so I'll thank you to show a little sensitivity (I'm talking to my cock here).
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Originally Posted by Amadeus
By the way, does anyone remember what this thread's about?
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Something about monkeys? Monkeys in hats? |