When I was in Italy, everyone watched The Bold and the Beautiful. They knew America was ahead on episodes, so they'd pump every American for information on future plotlines. But, unfortunately for them, there is a very low level of intersection between the set of Americans who travel to Europe and the set who regularly watch soap operas.

Youse guys can't browbeat me into watching your show. Now I'll never watch! Nyaah nyaah nyaah nyaah nyaaah!