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Old 2010-06-02, 07:23
Paddy Paddy is offline
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That Joyce cunt has been stealing my material for years! Those letters were originally sent by me to Chris' mama.

Poetry isn't something I've ever been interested in, but if I ever find a woman who lets me send her letters like these I'll be sure to post 'em along with a snapshot of Satan (GLORIOUS EXALTED SATAN) having some lovely ice-cream whilst sitting in an ice-bath next to a snowman, with Santa (GLORIOUS EXALTED SANTA) standing nearby molesting one of his midget sweatshop workers from the North Pole and them both holding a sign saying "fuck me, this is COLD, son!".

Originally Posted by Paddy
but if I ever find a woman

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