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Old 2010-06-01, 14:29
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Oh my god, there are so many connections being made right now. I recently found these letters, written by James Joyce to his wife:

"At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole."

"It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. "

I'm not joking.

If Paddy is writting poetry this deep that hasn't even been inspired by a lover, who knows what he could write if here were? And what is he writing on the side that isn't about farting? Oh my god.. PADDY IS IRISH, TOO! Please write more, for the love of God, write more Mr. Incarnation of Joyce, the public needs more!
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