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Besides, everyone knows that metric modulation is the process by which the Imperial Forces keep the Jedi out of government jobs by outsourcing the production of light sabres to European sweat shops, thereby removing any sway they may have had with the light sabre manufacturing workforce - which, as we all know, makes up 97.7% of the galaxy's populace. It's all there in Star Wars Episode XI: The Filibusterer Who Wouldn't get the Fuck on with it.