Originally Posted by problematic

Even a retard could tell it's heavily filtered.

Your description " Death Metal / Death Metal / Black Metal " is thoroughly incorrect. No death metal whatsoever, despite you emphasizing it, and the only "black metal" I hear is the faggot-ass new breed CoF style "black metal", with your shit ass static placed on top. No wonder you don't have any band members.

Just watched the video. So your technique is cupping + insertion of microphone into mouth + general retardness? If it doesn't work in good bands, then it certainly won't work for you.