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Old 2007-03-10, 23:44
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What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls.

What's the difference between 3 dollars and Princess Di?
It's easier to scrape 3 dollars together.

Did you know that Diana had Blue eyes?
...One blew out the left window and the other out the right window.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?
A Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the difference between Lady Di and the East Germans?
The East Germans survived the wall.

What was the last thing that went through her head right before the accident?
The clutch.
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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