Let me blow the dust off these relics....
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
You only need to punch the information into a computer once.
What's the difference between a woman and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley has a mind of it's own.
Why didn't Myra Hindley like going for picnics on the moors?
The kids got under her feet.
Why do women have legs?
Have you seen the mess snails make?
What do you do if you find a woman in your living room?
Shorten the chain that attaches her to the kitchen sink.
What do you call the bit of skin around a vagina?
What's the definition of a vagina?
It's a box your penis comes in.
You can tell I'm a modern 21st century guy
What's blue and fucks old ladies?
I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten cunt split on me.
Are these old enough and shite enough?