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Old 2007-03-08, 05:02
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My god have we stepped back in time?? Jokes about dead babies and Ethiopians they were doing the rounds when I was a school kid(and we all know how long ago that was) Doesn't anybody know any 'new' 'funny' ones?

If this carries on I'll be forced to dig out the mother-in-law gags or the 'Your mum's so fat...'


A man runs an affluent restaurant in a posh, well to do area. One day a tramp staggers in. The owner runs over to him and orders him out the premises. "This is a respectable establishment, we don't want your kind in here"
"Could I just have a fork please sir? Then I'll be on my way"
Anything to get rid of him he gives him a fork, the tramp duly leaves.
Five minutes later another tramp wonders in, again the owner runs over to shoo him out the building.
"Could I just have a fork please sir? Then I'll be on my way"
Anything to get rid of him he gives him a fork, the tramp duly leaves.
Another five minutes elapses and another tramp appears through the door. The owner runs over to him and orders him out the premises. "This is a respectable establishment, we don't want your kind in here"
"Could I just have a fork please sir? Then I'll be on my way"
He gives him a fork and the tramp exits the diner.
Five more minutes passes and yet another tramp enters.
"Don't tell me" says the proprietor "you want a fork"
"No" replies the tramp,” I’d like a straw please"
"A straw? But why? All the others asked for a fork?"
"Yes well" said the tramp "That's because someone’s been sick outside and all the best lumpy bits have gone"
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