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Old 2007-03-07, 07:29
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Originally Posted by problematic
Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone box?
A: Use a liquidiser.

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Nachos.

Sorry man, but that's shit lol...the original was supposed to be :

How do you get 100 Mexicans into a car? With a blender.
How do you get them out? Doritos!

A similar joke...

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? Throw a quarter in.
How do you get them out? Tell them it's a Volkswagen
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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