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Old 2007-03-06, 23:26
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Talking Sick/Twisted/Disgusting/Morbid/Morose Jokes

So there are obviously alot of metalheads in this forum...I'm pretty sure we all like disgusting jokes, am I right? Well I thought I'd start a thread, created specifically for sick/twisted/disgusting/morbid and morose jokes... the type that make you want to vomit and laugh at the same time. I'm talking death, pedophilia, necrophilia, rape etc etc... (You get the idea) ANYTHING goes! Just be creative, I want to see some really twisted shit!!!

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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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