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Old 2002-11-12, 23:25
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Originally posted by Gigantic Penis
ok I got one:

A guy is playing bass in front of a huge crowd, when suddenly, a 300 pound gorilla jumps down from the ceiling and proceeds to rape him for like 2 hours. The man is beaten and bloody, and tries to crawl off stage, and the crowd is just watching in awe. Then, an elephant walks onto the stage and sits directly on the man's head. The elephant then walks away, while the man's head is up the elephant's ass, then he is dragged through the city, while all his friends watch as he is dragged by the head, finally he is pulled out by the horny gorilla who repeats the process in front of the man's friends........

hahahahhaha, and it goes on and on and on....
here's mine:

a guy plays bass, and he's doing all these tricks and he ends up playing with his teeth/tongue. so, its around his mouth, then all of a sudden, this naked babe with the most beautiful tits gets up, the guy gets an erection. he's standing there in awe, when his bass falls down, breaks off of the straps, and lands on his penis. then it proceeds to fall to the floor, where the strings snap one by one, hitting him in his erection. SNAP!!! SNAP!! SNAP!!! SNAP!! SNAP!! SNAP!! oh yeah, its a 6 string
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