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Old 2002-11-12, 20:49
Gigantic Penis Gigantic Penis is offline
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ok I got one:

A guy is playing bass in front of a huge crowd, when suddenly, a 300 pound gorilla jumps down from the ceiling and proceeds to rape him for like 2 hours. The man is beaten and bloody, and tries to crawl off stage, and the crowd is just watching in awe. Then, an elephant walks onto the stage and sits directly on the man's head. The elephant then walks away, while the man's head is up the elephant's ass, then he is dragged through the city, while all his friends watch as he is dragged by the head, finally he is pulled out by the horny gorilla who repeats the process in front of the man's friends........
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