a guy is playing bass real hard, thrashing around. then the bass flys up, hits him in the mouth and the strings get caught on his braces. and he has a custom made bass that was made really heavy, so it falls off, pulling a few teeth along with it. the bends over to pick up the bass and his pants rip, now he's holding the bass and then he suddenly realises that theres a giant hole in his pants. in desparation, he trips, lands on the bass and gets sodomized.

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