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Old 2006-12-07, 21:07
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Ill do a romantic version, by the way MTM, you NEED to check out extinction agenda, i made a thread about it... bands. great thrash. Heres the romantic version:

Sitting in that little ol' cafe,
Wondering if my girlfriend is really what she says,
She told me she was actually a he,
And now our relationship can't be!

Why? Did it have to be me!
Why? Is my girlfriend a he?
What can I do, to fix this situation...
Because my girlfriend enjoys 2 forms of masturbation.

I remember the day that we first met.
It was at a girls football game, and she was the coaches pet.
She was the best damn player on the team
That's because she was a he!
She caught my eye that fateful day
And for a split second I didn't know what to say
But the teams motto, was there's no 'I' in team -
But theres definately a 'he' in 'she'

Why? Did it have to be me!
Why? Is my girlfriend a he?
What can I do, to fix this situation...
Because my girlfriend enjoys 2 forms of masturbation.

This rhyming scheme is so fucked...
But not as much as when my girlfriend sucked
But the person she sucked was not me -
She sucked herself, because she is a he.

And I still love her... And she! It! He!.... Loves me!
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