We've got other threads for straightforward 'dream' bands. Go post there.

To be perfectly honest, a lot of people's dream bands are pretty ridiculous as it is, always assembled with no idea of what an ensemble is. Name one virtuoso vocalist, two virtuoso guitarists, a virtuoso bass player, and a virtuoso drummer, and chances are you've invented a shitty band that can't play well together.

Anyway, being deliberately ridiculous:

Vocals - Hansi Kurch
Guitar 1 - Buzz Osborne
Guitar 2 - Janick Gers
Bass - Alex Webster
Drums - Phil Rudd