dude, how weak do I have to present myself as being before you'll mount my waiting anus? you actually think I can wait a 'long time' just because you're 'far, far away'?

okay...
1. My penis is the size of a single-use tube of toothpaste!
2. My ass has been invaded and dominated more times than Sicily.
3. THERE IS NO THREE!
4. Your lyrics are extremely arousing. I have used them just now to give myself an erection, which I am about to use to masturbate with.


when will people learn?