You gamma-minus fucktards
Join Date: Jul 2001
-=*READ THE FUCKING FORUM RULES HERE*=-
Welcome to Metaltabs, your own online world of inane conversation and clinically boring angry teenagers. We have some rules we would like you to observe.
THE CONTENT RULE:
NO SPAM IS ALLOWED.
Any topic that is allowed according to the forum definition is fine. However, NO SPAM IS ALLOWED. Spam is punishable by immediate and permanent ban.
Spam is defined as when you make a one-off posting about something which is self-concerned, and we don't care if it's your band, a affiliates program you're in, another UBB, some faggotty E-gang, WHATEVER...
Expect to get mightily abused if you spam. It's the ONLY time the INTENT RULE is suspended.
THE INTENT RULE:
NO UNREASONABLE PERSONAL ATTACKS.
This forum thrives on intelligent debate. Actually, that's a completely fatuous thing to say - it's more like a continual pre-pubescent screaming match. In any case, regardless of this, there is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON for personal abuse that goes out of context. Heated arguments are fine. But random hostility is right out.
So have your hissy fits elsewhere, you halfwit cunts. If Mommy doesn't like you, that's not our problem.
THE SWIFT ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTICE:
Expect to be suspended or banned if you fuck with the above, from periods ranging from 1 week (min) to forever (max). What happens is entirely at our discretion. And please don't fucking argue the issue with us, because that makes it infinitely worse.
HOW TO GET YERSELF SOME JUSTICE:
There is a little button near the top-right corner of posts which says "Report This Post To A Moderator". IN FUTURE, ALL POSTS WHICH PISS YOU OFF WILL BE DEALT WITH THROUGH THIS SYSTEM. Please report all posts which you think defy these rules. They will come through the administration queue to us, and therefore cannot be avoided or missed. The volume of traffic on this forum means that the occasionally piece of bitchery will go unnoticed. Notice it. Report it.
Enjoy your time posting here at Metaltabs. Or fuck off, you infected prepuce.
The MetalTabs Moderators
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."