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Old 2006-06-07, 11:08
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Originally Posted by YJM04

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a musician's car?
A:Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof....

Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

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