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Old 2006-06-06, 13:29
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...... what did the guitar wear to the beach?....
A:a G string.

What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A: Pick on someone your own size

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a musician's car?
A:Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Why did Bach get rid of all of his chickens?
A:Because his audience, at every concert, kept yelling... "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach


not really theory but thats all i could think of. pretty corney huh?
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ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
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