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Old 2006-06-06, 13:27
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Originally Posted by guitar_demon
im sure we have heard a few of them, mostly bad ones but give em anyway

Q:why did the pianist go to jail?

A: he fingered A minor

Q: Why did the 5th leave the army?

A: he knew he would never be a Major

those are the only two i can think of right now

They are both quite funny. Particularly the second one, for me at least. It's got more reference and less pun.
The 5th is not major!

Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while fucking you in the eye. Brutal.

Originally Posted by floridadude
I coated the end of a toothpick with Satan's blood and simply wiped it across the top of an omelet. PERFECT!
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