Not sure if its totally correct, but it made my french friend laugh...

Je déteste faire de foutre avec un anana - I hate being fucked with a pineapple.
Va tu faire foutre - Go fuck yourself

and Spanish

Mi padre es un grande vaso de suero - My dad is a glass of sour milk
Pené - Dick
Merde - Shit

Danish:

Lort - Shit
Fisse - pussy
random danish bad words: pis, røv
Jeg elsker dig - I love you
Fisk fisse - fish cunt

Thats about all I can think of and remember right now

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