I am a fat ass, and I breath way better than a lot of skinny friends that I have. Shit son, I have powerfull lungs. Might be because I played a few wind instruments (trumpet, french horn, tuba) in band class before I switched to guitar. Whew, I find that insulting for some reason, and I ussually never get insulted from fat jokes or anything pertaining to ridiculing fat people. Cunt.