Agorathobic Nosebleed - Engineering a pill frenzy

'We have developed a drug that makes women substitute eating with sex;
Another drug turns harmless people into wild beasts.'

or


The Locust - Anything Jesus can do I can do better

'Funny haha funny haha
Whats your astroligical sign? Stop
Would the owner of an ounce of dignity please contact the mall security'

That last one would take a life time to figure out what it means....

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