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Old 2004-10-24, 16:13
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You know when you're really trying to pinch out a turd and you need to put a lot of effort into it? Well, the next time you're having trouble expelling the brown stuff from your poo-shoot, sing some Cradle lyrics. That should solve your problem but for the best effects make sure that your are in a tiled bathroom, not carpeted or wooden.

The problem lies in transferring this technique to the live setting. I believe Dani swerves any possible accidents by wearing ladies' incontinence nappies during performances. What you do with the resulting faeces is totally down to you but be sure to lube your chest up beforehand.
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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