I'm standing so I can get the shit beaten outta me in a pit with my mate Alan, he's like three times my size so i'm gonna stand behind him when the shit hits the fan

When I was 14 my favorite band where Nile and they still hold that place, well joint first with Akercocke. I've been into metal for ages, before anyone else at my high school anyway, i was always the psycho with long hair, it's fucking great \m/

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!