RTT #25 - Hit it before the hair does
 

Is that not the best saying?

If you like closed-ward prison and arse-raping, sure.

hahahahaha

"You can be famous and never know what talent is" is a better saying I Reckon

yeah i finnaly got my p's lisence, yay for me

Im going away for band camp today. 6 days of playing bass, eating, watching movies, and listening to music. Now dats what I call a band camp.

If they are old enough to crawl, they are in the right position.

Did you know the legal age of sexual consent in Canada is 14?

any girls sticking flutes up their pussies?

And this one time at Metaltabs...

no but lets just say there is a guy that will stick a flute up his pussy

"let he who is without sin try to survive."

seven is one of my favorite movies!!

Doctor?:D

fuck kids.

--i was sitting here at my computer, putzing on guitar, listening to Van Halen,
when these two little kids walk by my window. they see me, and know i know
they're there. so what do they do, they "sneak" to my front door, ring the
bell, and then ran like hell across my yard. "oh jeeezus christ, i didn't know they were there, maybe i'll go answer the door...":p :p :p :p
fuckin' idiots. they ended up doing it once more, but this time they must have
wanted something, because they knocked and waited like 5 minutes until
they must have realized that i didn't give a fuck.:p

get a paintball gun and some marbles...

Im going to put that in my signature....

funny thing to say in this RTT

http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1416331

Has anyone else played Outwar??? Click this link, dammit.

die.

hahaha, dumbasses wrote a letter in crayon about a car wash tomorrow.
it was stuck to my door.

Im going on 5 days today...5 days! Im not constipated because I don't have to poop. But today if I dont shit by 10pm im overdosing on laxitives.

I shit 5-7 times a day on average.