RTT #180: It Rubs the Potion on its Djinn
 

"Muslims are better than Methodists". Discuss.

Jashinists are better than both.

The Church of the Subgenius will reign supreme when slack envelops the universe.

cunt

FY, Paddy. And I'm still alive. PROTESTANT POWER!!!

New Shining album is unbelieveable. Kvarforth is an idiot but a musical genius :smash:

Them wissshhheeessssssaaaahhh!!!! :vampire:

Quickly glance at the text on this sign from my local supermarket and write the first words which pop into your head:

http://i49.tinypic.com/do143r.jpg

I wanna see if I'm just going crazy or if I'm actually being subliminally coaxed into thinking about cunnilingus while I walk along the [admittedly apt] meat aisle.


P.S. That smiling guy is part of the sign, it's not a ginger midget trying to rubber neck into my photo, although that did happen as well but I managed to photoshop him out.










PUSSY LICKERS

PUSSY FUCKERS

I read-

"testicles.com

Pussy
fuckers,
fudge
packers,
muff
divers"

I read "half price". must be the jew in me :bawling:

I read it being about meat and so my heightened moral sense did not allow me to click the link.





Fucking pickers.

you're all white people on my land.

not white. owned

I'm sitting here with a bottle of whiskEy, waiting for the results of the us elections.
If Romney wins I'll drink the whole bottle and will probably die.
If Brobama wins I'll drink one glass and will get to sleep asap (it'll be around 7am here when the results are safe)

IT'S IN YOUR HANDS WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH ME!

Edit: I haven't even mentioned what brand I got with me. This is a delightful and highly enjoyable whiskEy called "Connemara" which is a peated single malt whiskEy which taste is described with "the smell of a chimney with a hint of dry leather". Fuckin' A+

Edit2: A jolly good night to all of you. :love:

Word

Gomers, Connemara is a type of pony. Just sayin'. The leather part is probably a bridle that fell in. Heck, it's probably run off from a celtic glue factory that's where the ashy stuff comes from.

There's a huge cloud over Colorado and Dorito stock went up 1000% overnight.

watering cannabis with the tears of disgruntled old white men is the way of the future it seems

You know, estringrev, there is beauty in that mental image.

That whiskey sounds great!