He's bad! He's black! He's 28!
 

Happy fucking birthday, you urine drinker. My gift is reminding you of the greatest gift ever made for you by Paddy: http://www.myspace.com/myfriendisbrown

Happy bday :love:
the songs uploaded on that site should be played repeatedly in the Royal Albert Hall

Happy bday man :cool:

Happy birthday!! Hugs 2 u!

Always loved that page.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :beer:

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Chris is having birthday goodtimes, of which I approve with great gusto.

Hope you had a good one chief :beer: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Happy birthday! Let's get drunk and filthy!

Everytime I watch Family Guy now they have commercials for Black Dynamite and I think of our Chris. :)

That was really, really racist, LB.

:D But he's so secksay! It's not racist if you're old.

Aw, hawd on naw! I didn't be thinkin this was some happay Chris BD thread shat!

Thats one snake loven man.

There's no way Chris is only 28 :beer:

As a black man with a life expectancy of 55 years of age he thinks pretending to be 28 when he's actually 36 is gonna buy him some time. That's black guy maths for ya!

You can't outwit hypertension with mathematics. You could probably gain a few years if you throw a few riddles at it, though. My uncle beat liver cancer with "what gets wet as it dries?".

:confused: Jello?

28 is already too fucking old, as far as I'm concerned.


55 seems pretty liberal, to be honest.

Knowing how hicks tend to use jello I'd have to say "yes".

28 is more annoying than I imagine 29 will be. 28 is the too old to be young and too young to be old. 29 is like "yeah, well you're pretty much there" like you're already 30, whereas 27 is young enough that your death will still get a sympathetic mention on the local news.

For a guy who spends all of his free time fraternising with snakes and spiders, you may be right!