Pitt option is the only sane one, and owns aside from the dick.

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NOW THATS A COCK

Yea, sorry to derail with one of these again, but yea. Thought crime FTW.
http://allout.org/en/actions/stpetersburg-dont-go/taf

Now that's just tasteless.

You'd think conservatives - by the very definition of their name - would encourage homosexuality given the mass overpopulation and depletion of natural resources and everything else that follows. They should not only drop all of this "no gay, Jose!"* nonsense but should actually pay heterosexual couples to sodomise each other rather than fuck in the front-bum.

* I'm so fucking proud of this phrase that I may become an outspoken anti-gay activist just so that I can use it. I can carve myself a niche hate-group by using it to target both gays and Latino immigrants. Maybe have something about Mexican lesbians eating all of our "beans" on the placards.

P.S. With regard to the question I posed earlier in the thread, I would have chosen Oprah, because I'm not a fucking faggot like the rest of you apparently are. You'd actually suck a man's cock rather than eat a woman's ass? Fuck me you faggots are disgusting. FAGGOTS FAGGOTS! EUUHHHGGG GET OFF MY FORUM YA LOW WHITE CELL COUNT HAVIN' MUTHAFUCKAS!

It might confuse equinists though, Paddy.They might think there was a ban on timothy or alfalfa. (Which lends itself to more joke material.)

no hay, ho-say? - see what I mean?

There's something that could tickle your tonsils, amirite guys? Good job, Steve. Your e-pene is HUGE, bro.

estringrev, do you have a huge cock.

thanks chris

My e-pene is more like this o°IIII||\__D

I had a horrible java crash a few years ago and things just haven't been the same... even after rehab.
:(


He's black, come on. His cock weighs more than anything you've pretended to bench press, bro.

Is that a dangling penisiple?

Wait, there are TWO of you on this forum?? Jesus Christ is there ANY kind of screening process for membership here? We need to add a new category of mods - The Minute Men of MetalTabs.

I bet there's a lot of minute men at metaltabs from some of the sausage fests here.

did I really say that? - I blame Larry!

If being an obscure metal site dedicated to metal tablature doesn't already keep us out then I don't know what to tell you.

We didn't used to be so obscure :(

Actually we're like the 3rd link down if you google "metal tablature".

C'mon, admit it, you're only here for the bass tabs.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Wasn't there a piracy scare or something that killed off membership?



thank jesus christ for subwoofers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMyGUEwdtoc

Yeah, couldn't post tabs without the band's permission. Pretty much killed the community.

I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU, KEEP THE GREEN SCREEN ALIVE!!

:love: What he said. ......There's tabs here?