lol Shut the hick up, Paddy. Nobody rattled your cage. hick, hick

Happy Father's Day to all the dads and dads in training. :)

I'd actually download Skype just to talk to you, my girl :love:

I recently lost my Grandmother as well. It sounds like I wasn't as close to her as you were to yours.

I've never really understood how to get pussy haha. Best of luck to you, Chris.

If you want someone haute and not brain dead, don't let them know anything about your online personalities because nobody will go out with you. (And that's a collective term not intended for anyone in particular.)


Joe', I'm sorry for your loss, too.

I've tried, God knows I've tried, but she just keeps fucking posting!

You mean habitual masturbators?

You're only interested in cannibalising me. I want you to want me for ME.

OH YEAH SURE. NO ONE IN PADDICULAR.

Me too, Ian. Although for the sake of retaining credibility as a non-racist I have to pretend to care about Chris' loss more. Although wops and spics are essentially the same thing, so I guess it's six in one, a half-dozen in the other.

In amongst the tastelessness of the above lurks genuine condolences :love: If I had to pick one member of MT who deserved to go through this shit it certainly wouldn't be you or Chris. It'd be PST.

Ian, I heard your cover of that song by that guy. You know, the one with the delusions of grandeur. It was fantasticles.

Don't you mean fantesticles?

Thank you! I must say that the original is better... but I had lots of fun making it. That guy who makes those songs is really good. We should rape that person :love:

@Bobbi... that was horribly offensive language there! Sheesh... I thought you were an adult!

To the best of my knowledge, actual adults fall victim to spontaneous self combustion when they try to enter this place. I'd like to think it's something rigged by the mods, but I fear it's something that jest grew from the soil, as it were.

MY EARS ARE BURNING!

If you huys got too much time on your hands this is worth a reading

http://christwire.org/

It's not so much a judgement on me as it is on humanity, that it took as long as it did for me to see what's what with that.

God those headlines are hilarious. I especially like the Arrested Development reference on someone wanting to rape the girl from The View: "Her?".

I still remember the first time I got linked that site... I was laughing my ass off during the entire article, but it took me halfway through before I realized that the humor was intentional. Good shit.

Oh, why do I click on these things. :confused:

Joe', I'm greatly sorry if I offended you. Blame my sons for that one.

Because you have to click them. Don't hide reality! Open your eyes and gaze upon blasphemy, death, curiosities, pornography, fetishes, and cute baby chickens!

side note: my fetish involves all of these simultaneously.

New season of metalocalypse is bangin'.

Yeah, had some pretty funny moments so far.